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And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
An illiterate 11 year-old living across the street just added Lucky the Little Sperm to his spank bank.
It's not a big deal, but we did say white gloves everybody. You three are out.
After you get into Harvard, even your masturbation is worth big money.
Your sperm still can't hear you, you know.
The winter hat so amazing, you'll even wear it in the summer.
You can't stop me, there's millions of us! Millions!
Only 89 cents? Hell I've payed up to five dollars! But that was an emergency situation.
Fallopian Swim Team Representing UNBF
Yes, but aren't we all?.... This has got to be the strongest marine inuendo ever
Spermies...Does A Body Good!
Try hanging these around campus...
"This was on a window on like the 14th floor of a building in NYC, down on 3rd avenue at Astor place. I especially liked the little sperm, that definitely added to the whole appearance."
Navy Water Polo Team's Halloween costume: We all wore Speedos and used body paint to make ourselves sperm and an egg... we ran through the dining hall screaming "I don't want to be a zygote!"
If you took all the sperm in one ejaculation and lined them up from end to end, you still should have used a Kleenex or something.
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