Could use some salt.
This guy had to make the ultimate choice: house or spiders? I think he chose right.
Because who doesn't love horrific bugs everywhere?
It's raining man-killing beasts.
Bad spider, bad!
Taking a Volkswagen bug a step too far.
Over-reaction or under-reaction?
He shouldn't have texted it to come over if he was this tired.
Now you're scared enough to stay up all night and study.
"That's not fair, we're terrified of you, too." - Boyfriends