Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"I added a spoiler to my computer, its at least twice as fast now."
"I tricked out the mail cart at work, boss hated it."
15 minutes + a few boxes & masking tape = The 2004 Collegehumormobile.
"My friends '95 Taurus with a plywood spoiler. He actually drove around with it."
"The sad part is.. the guy actually thinks his car is cool. He always wears a racing jacket and gloves..."
Car riced out with cardboard.
"Safeway Downhill Racer! Race suspension, dragbar steering, front and rear spoiler and even a seatbelt!"
What really makes it fast is the Maxwell House exhaust tin.
Another suped-up car, the inexpensive way.
Ever seen spoilers on a Volvo? Now you have.
If the spoiler doesn't get him chicks, the plates will.
"I wanted to be cool like all the ppl in their Hondas so I built this wing out of wood and aluminum and painted it chrome. And I thought it would just look awesome on my escort GL."
Yeah, if your car looks like a bloody whale, it goes faster.
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