Foul ball, ma'am. Foul ball indeed.
She'd prefer it if he swallowed.
Float like a butterfly while dunking from the free throw line.
He's a left (body)guard.
Buy me some peanuts and hearty meat.
Tyson must have finally recognized how earrational he was.
In her defense, life is one player.
This is what Jock Jams was all about.
He needs a Hail Mary.
Just hold still for a second, jeez.
Too bad Drew Brees isn't made out of latex rubber and filled with gelled corn syrup.
Slap me some paw.
Flag after the play.
Hey recruiting department, treat yourselves to a nice dinner. This video is all you need.
It would all seem pretty innocuous if not for the scarf.
Give me a WHOA.
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That dude deserves a penalty kick in the balls.
It just touches your plush animal heart, doesn't it.