Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I know what you did last spring break.
There should be a law against getting drunk tattoos.
The Honest Older Guy on Your Spring Break Trip
By spring break standards, that yellow thong is extremely conservative.
Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner.
Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.
"While we were hanging out at a bar in Panama City Beach, Florida on our last night this guy come strolling in sporting this sweet news article from 1999, a toy tractor (we figured he took shots out of the trailer), and the Elton John tour shirt from '86/
Those yellow letters were really there.
"Our buddy passed out in Key West."
"The wind sucked."
There's a party on my face and you're invited.
If you really want to get spring breakers attention you should hand out booze.
Torgo on Spring Break.
A leaked scene from Borat 2: Too Many Borats.
Page 4 of 10
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.