Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This newly discovered species, the ubersquirrel, is known to hunt bears with it's laser vision.
Stunned to come home and find his best friend and roommate caught in a trap, Roscoe desperately raced Merlin to the mouse hospital. But it was too late.
Get rich or die tryin'
New extreme sport - laying down at the park and covering yourself in bread crumbs.
Did you guys spray paint a dead animal?
"The squirrel stayed in that position for 9 months!"
"Fried squirrel, hanging by his teeth."
You know what I could really go for right now? Some nuts. Oh, and segregation.
"Mumified squirel found in the crawlspace under our house."
That's kinky, I gotta try that.
Hang in there!
Do you guys remember where I put my other cigarettes?
Where did I bury my nuts... you know what, forget it, I'm taking the day off.
Congrats dude, you outsmarted the squirrel.
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