Honey Nut Cheerios should be re-called regular Cheerios, and regular Cheerios should just be recalled.

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Every movie theater can be a drive-in if you try hard enough.

H. Caldwell Tanner (@caldy) April 8, 2012

Had no idea you could get a ticket for urinating in a public shower. Who has a bridal shower in Central Park anyway? Tacky…

Jesse Eisemann (@eisemann) February 14, 2012

you ever have one of those farts that sounds like someone died in the hunger games?

Saj P (@sajpo) April 10, 2012

Just worked out to dubstep, which was cool cuz my fat turned into bits and hydraulic pumps & now I'm a robot built to destroy bikini season

emily axford (@eaxford) March 31, 2012

Sex is the leading cause of life

Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell) April 10, 2012

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