Luke Skywalker ain't got sh*t on him.
Wookie Goldberg. Because why not, that's why!
The best feature is the bottom half of her being able to spin independent of her top half.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror.
Casual movie fans might wonder if Star Wars and Avatar got together and made a baby.
Just because Star Wars:The Old Republic isn't out yet doesn't mean Twi-leks aren't the sexiest species in the system.
It's every nerd's wet dream and everyone else's normal dream.
Only two teddy bears and an Alf puppet had to die for the making of the Wookie furkini.
They're both Grade A pieces of meat in my book.
"The R2D2 Costume is a trash can and a salad bowl."
Lego Sarlacc Pit currently being worked on in an empty pool out back.
"Ever since I was a young fatty, I've always wanted to be an Ewok for Halloween." See kids, dreams really do come true!
Leia rocking the twin suns Tatooine in all their glory.
By the end of the day I was not only "Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite," I was also "A Guy in a Picture Frame," "A Man Paved into the Ground," and finally "A Rusted Tin Man from the Wizard of OZ that Fell …
Wait a minute, Han Solo was always sexy...