The beard is strong with this one.
Holograms are a gateway drug, kids.
Al Gore was wrong; you stop pollution by taking out its legs.
Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be …
A life galactic.
This is totally going to change the way people under the age of twenty talk to their parents about Star Wars.
Sorry nerds, but that Star Wars thing you love and hate more than anything is already just like all the Disney movies. Here's proof: 1. They all have sequels/prequels no one wanted 2. The h …
Maybe you should rethink what you wish for.
Since Disney merged with the Lucas franchise, looks like she's in for an animated movie where she talks to animals (or maybe just Tauntauns).
Disney has officially gone to the dark side. Lucasflim, owned by Star Wars director George Lucas, was bought out by the Disney franchise for $4 billion dollars with a plan to release Episode 7 by 2015 …
Get a new car, you won't.
My dad could laser gun the crap out of your dad.
Darth Vader is more like a Joseph figure.
No, that's a wonton, not a Wampa.
Freak out, you will.
Wow, those movies were really ahead of their time.
Your dreams have finally come true.
The drunk is strong with this one.