Whatever... he never even had opposable thumbs anyway.
The best opening to an optometrist appointment of all time.
"Ugh, I forgot to carry the Pizzeria Uno."
Death Star, life of the party.
How many more wookies will we slay for fashion's sake?!
The helmet comes with built-in sunglasses for those long California drives.
It's definitely not a trap.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
The messiah, he is.
That's one naughty list you don't want to be on.
Jabba the Huttcake.
It's not gonna feel so good when an ewok rams him with a massive log.
La fuerza estará contigo.
Ladies, his midichlorians are through the roof.
His bag is full of rocks to throw at other children.
"It's still funny when he falls over, just not as funny as we initially hoped." - worst dog owner ever
He's more dog than man now.
Definitely don't use Force. It'd be a really serious crime.