Tag: Star Wars (Page 8)

Where's the Jar Jar Binks cereal pun? WHERE IS IT!?!? Picture Where's the Jar Jar Binks cereal pun? WHERE IS IT!?!?
The best part is that it's full of K-12 ewoks. Picture The best part is that it's full of K-12 ewoks.
Dark side it is! Picture Dark side it is!
May the force be with you, O-Betty-Wan Picture May the force be with you, O-Betty-Wan
"She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!" Picture "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!"
You don't know where that thing's been. Picture You don't know where that thing's been.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's probably just Tatooine. Picture When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's probably just Tatooine.
While the chances were slim to begin with, now no one will get laid in the Wilson Observatory. Picture While the chances were slim to begin with, now no one will get laid in the Wilson Observatory.
Use the Force (to keep this incredibly unstable treehouse from killing your children). Picture Use the Force (to keep this incredibly unstable treehouse from killing your children).
That'll go perfectly with the statue he made of himself creepily oogling Princess Leia in a gold bikini while touching himself. Picture That'll go perfectly with the statue he made of himself creepily oogling Princess Leia in a gold bikini while touching himself.
Big Brother Vader is always watching (from the Northwest Tower of the Washington National Cathedral). Picture Big Brother Vader is always watching (from the Northwest Tower of the Washington National Cathedral).
"And the award for most lasers shot without actually hitting anyone, goes to..." Picture "And the award for most lasers shot without actually hitting anyone, goes to..."
And both are EXACTLY like Fern Gully. Picture And both are EXACTLY like Fern Gully.
Barack's attempting to change the story for the digitally remastered remake so Lando Calrissian never betrays Han, Luke and Leia. Picture Barack's attempting to change the story for the digitally remastered remake so Lando Calrissian never betrays Han, Luke and Leia.
I have the power! Picture I have the power!
He's being a real trooper heading into the storm that is Splash Mountain. Picture He's being a real trooper heading into the storm that is Splash Mountain.
The Force is no match for the Batarang. Picture The Force is no match for the Batarang.
Let's face it, nothing else in your life can be more awesome than this picture. Picture Let's face it, nothing else in your life can be more awesome than this picture.
[with a small wave of his hand] "This isn't the room you were looking for. But you will take off your bra now." Picture [with a small wave of his hand] "This isn't the room you were looking for. But you will take off your bra now."
Don't underestimate the Force that takes over you when disco music starts blaring. Picture Don't underestimate the Force that takes over you when disco music starts blaring.
That's actually not Jabba. It's Sally Struthers. Picture That's actually not Jabba. It's Sally Struthers.
He must be from the Outer Rim. And home-schooled. Picture He must be from the Outer Rim. And home-schooled.
In Galactic Empire, Stromtrooper Wears You! Picture In Galactic Empire, Stromtrooper Wears You!
This would make any mother proud. Picture This would make any mother proud.