Picture While the chances were slim to begin with, now no one will get laid in the Wilson Observatory.
Picture That'll go perfectly with the statue he made of himself creepily oogling Princess Leia in a gold bikini while touching himself.
Picture Big Brother Vader is always watching (from the Northwest Tower of the Washington National Cathedral).
Picture Barack's attempting to change the story for the digitally remastered remake so Lando Calrissian never betrays Han, Luke and Leia.
Picture [with a small wave of his hand] "This isn't the room you were looking for. But you will take off your bra now."