Tag: Star Wars (Page 9)

In Galactic Empire, Stromtrooper Wears You! Picture In Galactic Empire, Stromtrooper Wears You!
This would make any mother proud. Picture This would make any mother proud.
I'd like to fire my torpedo cannon into her hyper-sensitive power core. Picture I'd like to fire my torpedo cannon into her hyper-sensitive power core.
If they couldn't beat little furry Ewoks the least they could do is ride little furry dogs. Picture If they couldn't beat little furry Ewoks the least they could do is ride little furry dogs.
Set your blasters to STUNNING! Picture Set your blasters to STUNNING!
I definitely feel a powerful Force in my nether regions. Picture I definitely feel a powerful Force in my nether regions.
... and possibly a midget as well. Picture ... and possibly a midget as well.
"Hey Clone, you feeling lucky?" Picture "Hey Clone, you feeling lucky?"
"You will throw your spare change into my violin case." Picture "You will throw your spare change into my violin case."
Hey, it's not pedophelia if he dresses kids in Ewok costumes, right? Picture Hey, it's not pedophelia if he dresses kids in Ewok costumes, right?
Moments before some scoundrel in another wheelchair bumped into Vader, spinning him out of control and into the bushes. Picture Moments before some scoundrel in another wheelchair bumped into Vader, spinning him out of control and into the bushes.
Slave Leia and Jabba the Hutt Picture Slave Leia and Jabba the Hutt
Star Wars Picture Star Wars
Darth Vader and Stormtroopers Picture Darth Vader and Stormtroopers
It's one thing to get shamed. It's another to get shamed with an awesome Halloween costume like Darth Maul. Kudos. Picture It's one thing to get shamed. It's another to get shamed with an awesome Halloween costume like Darth Maul. Kudos.
It's a TRAP! Picture It's a TRAP!
A Jedi shall not know anger. Nor hatred. Nor love. So why is your Death Star a damn heart Sith scum! Picture A Jedi shall not know anger. Nor hatred. Nor love. So why is your Death Star a damn heart Sith scum!
Approve of my health care plan, you will. Picture Approve of my health care plan, you will.
Wise being, Yodog is. Picture Wise being, Yodog is.
Frozen in plywood much like Solo was in carbonite. Stay strong Ackbar you damn dirty fish. Picture Frozen in plywood much like Solo was in carbonite. Stay strong Ackbar you damn dirty fish.
Well, that's that. I guess I'm joining the darkside. Picture Well, that's that. I guess I'm joining the darkside.
"Aren't you a little fruity for a stormtrooper?" Picture "Aren't you a little fruity for a stormtrooper?"
Goes perfect with a braised ewok. Picture Goes perfect with a braised ewok.
Turn to the dark meat. Picture Turn to the dark meat.