Picture What good is a waterfountain if statues are drinking from it instead of humans? Plus it looks like the kids are having sex.
Picture Now he needs a giant turtle that he can get naked and ride around on and he'll officially be a deity.
Picture This is a statue of a virility god of ancient greece. Who'da guessed that? This is an actual quote from the website I got it from: "May your phallus be ever hard and enormous! Bless me with your virility. Let my orgasms multiply in honor of you!
Picture "Sexual misconduct in Roman Catholicism dating back to November 1, 1776 in San Juan Capistrano, CA."
Picture My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.