Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"C'mon, I PROMISE to play nice this time. No more poking roadkill. Swear.
Who you callin' "Fairy" punk?
The Force choke is no laughing matter. That guy was really choking.
The French school of witchcraft and wizardry is kind of cheap.
The ole' statue of liberty play.
"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
"Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country."
He's like a pornographic Atlas.
I like to imagine that he was covered with babies, but he just gathered up enough strength to explode out of them.
If someone finds a magic hat that brings snowmen to life, this is going to be really awkward.
Some people might say every costume is a 'biggest waste of time.' Those people are all old.
Wow, it looks like the girl is... drinking water.
"Turn your head and cough."
Here's a new one - how many dead babies does it take to make art?
Wait 'till she sees my nuts (get it? nuts!)
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