"Std" Stuff

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picture My guess is the guy who now gets to check if she's wearing panties is the one who filed the complaint.

picture Wouldn't that be a bike seat transmitted disease?

picture Be safe - nobody wants to go on Spring break and come back married!

A lesser man would have said, "No, just a crude penis covered in warts is enough." Here is a genius who dared to ask, "What if it's also cumming?"

picture A lesser man would have said, "No, just a crude penis covered in warts is enough." Here is a genius who dared to ask, "What if it's also cumming?"

I'd hate to see their sad hour.

picture I'd hate to see their sad hour.

picture "STD Muffin?"

About the worst luck you can get when they're randomly assigning license plate numbers.

picture About the worst luck you can get when they're randomly assigning license plate numbers.

Ahhh, STDs were simpler back then.

picture Ahhh, STDs were simpler back then.

SPOILER ALERT: the sorority girl did it.

picture SPOILER ALERT: the sorority girl did it.

Chocolate cake - my favorite! You really do care...

picture Chocolate cake - my favorite! You really do care...

VD Is For Everybody

video VD Is For Everybody

The catchiest song ever written about VD.

Student Loan STD's

Originals Student Loan STD's

Always use protection when you're screwing yourself.

Rabid Animals

picture Rabid Animals

Worst STD ever

Don't let the sleek ride fool you.

picture Don't let the sleek ride fool you.

Worst job ever - running an STD clinic right off of Thailand's Banga Road, where all the hookers work.

picture Worst job ever - running an STD clinic right off of Thailand's Banga Road, where all the hookers work.

I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.

picture I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.

A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs.

picture A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs.

If that's not incentive for auto-flushing urinals everywhere, I don't know what is.

picture If that's not incentive for auto-flushing urinals everywhere, I don't know what is.

But only because Mindy is working the register.

picture But only because Mindy is working the register.

They left out job security, a cool car and awesome exotic vacations.

picture They left out job security, a cool car and awesome exotic vacations.

Because robots don't get herpes... yet.

picture Because robots don't get herpes... yet.

Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.

picture Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.

Honest Late Paper Excuse

picture Honest Late Paper Excuse

My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I'll just say it did not help her cause.

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