Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Some people say living well is the best revenge. They're wrong, it's crabs
You can click enlarge and read the whole thing, but you're going to regret it.
Ahhh, STDs were simpler back then.
Wouldn't that be a bike seat transmitted disease?
About the worst luck you can get when they're randomly assigning license plate numbers.
SPOILER ALERT: the sorority girl did it.
My guess is the guy who now gets to check if she's wearing panties is the one who filed the complaint.
I'd hate to see their sad hour.
Be safe - nobody wants to go on Spring break and come back married!
Chocolate cake - my favorite! You really do care...
A lesser man would have said, "No, just a crude penis covered in warts is enough." Here is a genius who dared to ask, "What if it's also cumming?"
Worst job ever - running an STD clinic right off of Thailand's Banga Road, where all the hookers work.
I hereby submit we start calling sluts "good time girls" again.
"What happens when you find out your roommate has gonorrhea."
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