HIV Prevention Mobsters Billboard picture HIV Prevention Mobsters Billboard

I really hope her business card says "da Syphilis Eliminator"

From zeeyellowdart

| 4 comments | April 11, 2012
Honest Late Paper Excuse picture Honest Late Paper Excuse

My friend sent this (true) e-mail to her professor in a fit of finals hopelessness. I'll just say it did not help her cause.

From Gerb

| 5 comments | June 02, 2011
Bad Pick-Up Line Dog picture Bad Pick-Up Line Dog

Why you should always spay or neuter your pets.

| 5 comments | May 22, 2011
Rabid Animals picture Rabid Animals

Worst STD ever

| 8 comments | April 13, 2011
Don't let the sleek ride fool you. picture Don't let the sleek ride fool you.

From Tom Dominy

| 10 comments | February 08, 2011
I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends. picture I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.

From RIBS

| 6 comments | January 07, 2011
If that's not incentive for auto-flushing urinals everywhere, I don't know what is. picture If that's not incentive for auto-flushing urinals everywhere, I don't know what is.

From GJB

| 1 comment | December 01, 2010
But only because Mindy is working the register. picture But only because Mindy is working the register.

| 25 comments | October 05, 2010
Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases. picture Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.

From D. Baggerson

| 2 comments | August 19, 2010
At first you'll go left, but once you've had a couple in you you'll unknowingly stumble to the right. TRUST ME! picture At first you'll go left, but once you've had a couple in you you'll unknowingly stumble to the right. TRUST ME!

From andrew

| 11 comments | July 27, 2010
Because robots don't get herpes... yet. picture Because robots don't get herpes... yet.

From Mikey

| 11 comments | February 22, 2010
They left out job security, a cool car and awesome exotic vacations. picture They left out job security, a cool car and awesome exotic vacations.

| 21 comments | February 02, 2010
A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs. picture A couple of them combined and evolved to form entirely new STDs.

From DeMarcus

| 76 comments | November 19, 2009
You can click enlarge and read the whole thing, but you're going to regret it. picture You can click enlarge and read the whole thing, but you're going to regret it.

| 39 comments | October 29, 2007
Ahhh, STDs were simpler back then. picture Ahhh, STDs were simpler back then.

From Mafia

| 83 comments | June 17, 2007
No big deal, it's like I fuck my pillow. What? I don't. Come on guys, you know I don't. picture No big deal, it's like I fuck my pillow. What? I don't. Come on guys, you know I don't.

From Will

| Be the first to comment! | May 15, 2007
Wouldn't that be a bike seat transmitted disease? picture Wouldn't that be a bike seat transmitted disease?

From J Mack

| 134 comments | April 16, 2007
About the worst luck you can get when they're randomly assigning license plate numbers. picture About the worst luck you can get when they're randomly assigning license plate numbers.

From emo

| 36 comments | March 22, 2007
SPOILER ALERT: the sorority girl did it. picture SPOILER ALERT: the sorority girl did it.

From caitlin

| 19 comments | March 15, 2007
My guess is the guy who now gets to check if she's wearing panties is the one who filed the complaint. picture My guess is the guy who now gets to check if she's wearing panties is the one who filed the complaint.

From Chris Donham

| 79 comments | February 22, 2007