"Store" Stuff

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picture "Father, can we go to Pinkberry then catch the 3:20 showing of Julie & Julia? Oh pretty please, father. Pretty please!"

picture "You're WHAT kind of barber?"

picture I bet they have great job security.

This helps the sale of their 99 cent cards "Happy Razday" and "Celebrate Lulzday in Style".

picture This helps the sale of their 99 cent cards "Happy Razday" and "Celebrate Lulzday in Style".

The market next door is called "What? I Don't Get It."

picture The market next door is called "What? I Don't Get It."

How offensive. Everyone knows the possessive 's' requires an apostrophe!

picture How offensive. Everyone knows the possessive 's' requires an apostrophe!

In his defense, she was sending mixed signals

picture In his defense, she was sending mixed signals

This is how fire works around fireworks.

picture This is how fire works around fireworks.

There's nothing convenient about paranoia nor the ghetto.

picture There's nothing convenient about paranoia nor the ghetto.

Clerk Doesn't Fear Death

video Clerk Doesn't Fear Death

He wet himself when he found out it was a real robber and not his bro Chad pulling another prank.

Cashier Ignores Armed Robber

video Cashier Ignores Armed Robber

See? If you ignore your problems, they will go away.

What's next? You're going to tell me it wasn't made in Arizona?

picture What's next? You're going to tell me it wasn't made in Arizona?

Crazy flexibility is my favorite iPhone 4 app too.

picture Crazy flexibility is my favorite iPhone 4 app too.

Be on the lookout for rodents with flannel shirts, thick-framed glasses, shoulder bags, and fixed-gear bikes.

picture Be on the lookout for rodents with flannel shirts, thick-framed glasses, shoulder bags, and fixed-gear bikes.

The first rule about Fight Club: No loitering."

picture The first rule about Fight Club: No loitering."

Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in.

picture Please don't attempt to break in. This store still suffers post-traumatic stress disorder from last break-in.

"I'll take it! Oh yeah, and I think I'll buy this thing, too."

picture "I'll take it! Oh yeah, and I think I'll buy this thing, too."

He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.

picture He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.

Hey, it's an Adobe Photoshop!

picture Hey, it's an Adobe Photoshop!

But only because Mindy is working the register.

picture But only because Mindy is working the register.

What if I just get one copy of Brokeback? Would that suffice?

picture What if I just get one copy of Brokeback? Would that suffice?

Awesome Kid Apple Store Dance Party

video Awesome Kid Apple Store Dance Party

"It seems silly, but that's how Steve Jobs got his start." -guy who is always wrong.

Bagging Merchandise Like a Boss

video Bagging Merchandise Like a Boss

And just imagine what he could accomplish if he they weren't paying him minimum wage.

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