"You did not just pay full price for that bling."
This is how fire works around fireworks.
"You're WHAT kind of barber?"
This helps the sale of their 99 cent cards "Happy Razday" and "Celebrate Lulzday in Style".
The Bonk must be one of those vibrating beds I've heard about in cheap motels.
There's nothing convenient about paranoia nor the ghetto.
I bet they have great job security.
The market next door is called "What? I Don't Get It."
Sir, you can not bring that possum in here again.
What?!? You don't even carry Jews??!