The only store that is in and of itself guilty of sexual harassment.
Just the tip.
No, you're doing it wrong. The beauty of the internet is that you don't need clothes.
You'd have to be high not buy one.
Making someone go to a store to buy a book is the greatest prank of all.
With those prices, the only thing your saving from not going to a "Ma and Pop" store is smalltalk.
Laugh now, but I'm up to six bags of flaming Cheetos a day.
That's what we call a jolly ol' misunderstanding.
50% off if you're attractive.
High price tags and unbearable house music weren't enough.
Unfortunately for him, the only thing he finds funnier than a motorist destroying his property is paying for insurance.