Autumn is a beautiful season. The changing leaves, the crisp apple cider, that bear casually sitting at a picnic table contemplating Nietze. You know, all that completely normal stuff. And the not so …
Knowing this guy he's going to run into a bunch of trees on that thing.
Aren't you a little short to be a shepherd?
It's not gonna feel so good when an ewok rams him with a massive log.
Somehow, this is nerdier than maintaining canon.
Where's the professional courtesy? They both work for the Empire.
Come to the Dark Side... and pick up some milk on the way.
When he turns 6 he'll have his celebratory three-way-match between a Jawa and an Ewok.
Obi-Wan has taught him well.
Someone has to feed all those people working on the Death Star!
Decapitation. No breathing. This is my last resort!
Dark side it is!
"And the award for most lasers shot without actually hitting anyone, goes to..."
He's being a real trooper heading into the storm that is Splash Mountain.
If they couldn't beat little furry Ewoks the least they could do is ride little furry dogs.
Set your blasters to STUNNING!
"Hey Clone, you feeling lucky?"
"I am your... Mother."
Set your blasters for stun, boys. The ladies will be all over you.
"Aren't you a little fruity for a stormtrooper?"
George Lucas is trying out a miniature, stop-motion version of Star Wars.
This point of view is looking out from the cockpit of a modded Millennium Falcon Civic.
I hear he's kinda small for a Stormtrooper.
Technically, this is pre-episode IV making me more a Mandalorian than a Storm Trooper.