You don't borrow sugar from your neighbors, you burrow piss.
He could use some street smarts.
What's the point? The town's just going to ask for a new one next Christmas.
I pity the fool who doesn't abide street signs.
Just around the corner from Missed-Period Bend.
Step on a crack, fall two hundred feet.
This must be right next to I'm So Sad Now Boulevard.
Baby, he was born this way.
Oh, grow up, they are two consenting street names. they can do whatever they want.
This is right next to Your Probably Going to Die Road.
NO ONE SAID THERE'D BE A BUMP!
In other news, man thinks he's a cat.
Enjoy it both ways before crossing the street!
Talk about lazy city planning.
It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Yeah, street surfing sounds a lot cooler than "wheel-less carriage."
I thought you said to meet you at the corner of "What" and "What".
See, teens, being a parent really is all fun and games.
Just because something's "street legal" doesn't mean you should drive it.
His not-so-well-balanced diet of street trash and sewers ultimately led to his demise.
When will these a-hole motorists learn to share the road?
Clever McDonalds Crosswalk
Yeah, the shady part of town usually has a centaur or two.
I wonder if they spelled IRONY correctly.