Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
According to a recent pole, nothing beats a flexible girl.
"His name was Lorenzo."
Are the girls all fat or something? Actually, wouldn't that be kind of fun to go to?
"At Penn College we MAKE strippers ride tricycles." (emphasis theirs)
Outer Limits Topless Club - the only thing better than our ladies is our sense of humor!
"This guy isn't shy about taking a peek."
Out of the way, Leno's on!
"My friend and his bride on their wedding day. I wonder where she put dollar bills."
"In Austria girls dance at the bar, and this is not a strip club."
"Someone's gotta represent Saint Louis, right?"
"My roomates friend getting a lap dance! I found this stripper and another one in our dorm after my class at 9:30 on a thursday morning."
Is it me, or is he just a little toooo excited?
"We had a stripper over for a friend bachelor party, and this kid walks in, and it turns out this was the first time he's seen a naked chic..."
"This guy drank a beer poured down a random stripper's back and down her ass crack... Sheesh, what people will do when naked strippers surround you."
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