Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
50 Entered. 1 Left.
That Teddy Bear was totally there before the house was built.
I want nothing more than for a elementary school boy to give this to his smoking hot teacher.
"Won't you come play with us?"
"Nooooo! Oh God, what did they do you Mr. Mittens?!?"
Yeah, he was drunk. But they didn't do anything they have never done before.
How appropriate. Warm and fuzzy is also how Oxycontin makes you feel.
Here's hoping the guys she lives with have great aim.
"Well, they're OBVIOUSLY from the children he's killed."
Our roommate nearly shat himself when he opened the door and saw this...
"Stuffed" animal. Har har har.
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Don't ask me again.