How to spot a carny.
So you're the one that blew a hole in the urinal.
I'd be really impressed by a fifth cup.
The other end of flashy bartending - flashy drinking.
Will you marry me?
"My friend down the hall can hang himself.  Can you?"
"This is no joke!!  You want distance... YOU GOT IT!  This kid can piss farther than anyone else on earth.  Hes been known to reach lengths well over fifteen feet."

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