If I crash it'll be worth it to hear "My Heart Will Go On" one more time.
Even if it is a master lock.
Because when you think "vegetarian" you think "veal."
This is one of those "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moments.
Short people got no reason to shop.
$3 extra for rope? No thank you!
Prepare to have your mind blown even more random internet person.
"Seen in the student union at Purdue University - Calumet campus."... I hope everyone's ready for a new crop of freshman.
"A picture I took in a gas station in SC. He walked over, opened the cigarette pack, threw the trash on the ground, lit up and used the gas holder as an ashtray... idiot"
"How else can I let people know I'm about to die?"
Yep, that fits nicely.
"Well, excuuuuse me. I didn't think I was expected to think about my comments."
This guy gives a whole new meaning to cruise control.
Skittles and M&Ms: a match made in hell.
Yep, feud is definitely the most appropriate word.
You mean you guys don't have transparent eyelids?
I'm just going to put my balls riiiiight next to this moving car.
In other news, summer Olympics to occur in the summer.
It's probably a kindle, but I might have just been reading a block of wood.
I can't believe that fat tire would be this stupid.
At least his pants won't get wet. Those look like expensive pants.
It took FORE years off his life.