The real loser here is every single person who tries replicating this.
Oh, cake, you are too hard on yourself.
And just like that, a little more idiocy is removed from the gene pool.
Remember: Always wear a helmet when you sit in a bathtub with fireworks.
Yeah, this is probably the best place for this.
Clearly you're supposed to stack up the chairs.
Oh no! I've had a throat or mouth my whole life!
Lucky for him, he didn't really have that many brain cells to begin with.
I gotta get me one of those round cards.
Because the fastest way to travel is a car driving on a train.
Disclaimer: this should only be watched if you're stupid enough to ever try it.
Your dog bowl is too narrow.
A dog lucky enough to know what his forehead tastes like.
There, this stuff isn't going anywhere now.
Yep, that's definitely a bullet.
Well, how am I supposed to count that with only two hands?
"How Much is the Cole Slaw?" "Normally $.99, but since you asked... $1.37"
I'm looking at you, Aquaman.
Take $2.00 off the cost of any item when you spend $2.00 more than the listed price!