Be My Val-In-Twine picture Be My Val-In-Twine

Killing-Mer softly with his puns.

From Dustin Banbury

| 0 comments | yesterday
Tattoo Grammar Fail picture Tattoo Grammar Fail

Remember, people, the needle's spell check doesn't pick up on grammar mistakes.

| 2 comments | February 08, 2012
Girl Gets Mirror Picture Tattoo picture Girl Gets Mirror Picture Tattoo

Did it hurt when the tattoo artist slapped you in the face and asked if you were serious?

| 3 comments | February 07, 2012
Cool Guy Hangs on Cliff, Probably Dies picture Cool Guy Hangs on Cliff, Probably Dies

His only regret was not getting another shot with him throwing up the horns.

| 1 comment | January 31, 2012
Roof Water Slide picture Roof Water Slide

"Come on in, the water is way less dangerous than standing up there."

| 1 comment | January 24, 2012
Lady Thinks Earthquake is Neighbor's Donkey picture Lady Thinks Earthquake is Neighbor's Donkey

What the town's mayor does in his free time is his own business.

| 7 comments | January 10, 2012
Move The Deer Crossing To Where There's Less Traffic picture Move The Deer Crossing To Where There's Less Traffic

At the very least get a crossing guard.

| 4 comments | October 26, 2011
Stupid Evolution Question on Yahoo Answers picture Stupid Evolution Question on Yahoo Answers

Evolutionists also can't explain how someone so stupid figured out how to use a computer.

| 36 comments | October 05, 2011
Warning: Don't Buy Stupid Shirt picture Warning: Don't Buy Stupid Shirt

Unless they're so smart they wear it ironically.

| 5 comments | September 13, 2011
Martin Luther King Fact picture Martin Luther King Fact

And George Washington Carver was the first signature on the Declaration of Independence.

| 14 comments | August 11, 2011
Undercover Police WiFi picture Undercover Police WiFi

Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)

From Brandon

| 11 comments | August 01, 2011
Dumb People Being Dumb picture Dumb People Being Dumb

He's definitely proving a point.

From Kyle Blizzard

| 6 comments | July 05, 2011
The Worst Person in the World picture The Worst Person in the World

It's ironic because he's not really a person.

| 6 comments | June 30, 2011
Triglyceride Muscles picture Triglyceride Muscles

By threes he means a triathalon.

From Jeremy Pineda

| 8 comments | April 28, 2011
Darwin's theory at work. picture Darwin's theory at work.

From -JVH-

| 30 comments | October 06, 2010
Wouldn't it be easier just to throw a sponge in the ocean? picture Wouldn't it be easier just to throw a sponge in the ocean?

| 41 comments | September 17, 2010
I can't wait until America really breaks race boundaries and elects its first Guido president. picture I can't wait until America really breaks race boundaries and elects its first Guido president.

| 48 comments | August 03, 2010
OK, have you tried getting on your roof? Or better yet, climb up the chimney. And start a roaring fire in the fireplace so it's super easy to see the smoke from your house, then let us know. picture OK, have you tried getting on your roof? Or better yet, climb up the chimney. And start a roaring fire in the fireplace so it's super easy to see the smoke from your house, then let us know.

From August M.

| 9 comments | August 02, 2010
Read The Onion? You're drinking the Kool-Aid. picture Read The Onion? You're drinking the Kool-Aid.

| 7 comments | July 21, 2010
Car Keys picture Car Keys

| 2 comments | July 15, 2010