This Is How To Lose Your Dignity In 30 Seconds video This Is How To Lose Your Dignity In 30 Seconds

The first step is get a scooter.

| 8 comments | 3 days ago
Why Can't This Dog Get Through Any Doors? video Why Can't This Dog Get Through Any Doors?

This mystery is best left to the professionals: not animals.

| 2 comments | May 16, 2012
What Happens When You Take Trololo Out Of The Trololo video What Happens When You Take Trololo Out Of The Trololo

You get equal parts absolutely stupid and absolutely more stupid.

| 33 comments | May 11, 2012
Man vs. Bottle of Tequila: The Epic Battle of Liver Failure video Man vs. Bottle of Tequila: The Epic Battle of Liver Failure

The real loser here is every single person who tries replicating this.

| 20 comments | May 08, 2012
College Student Gets Hit by a Bus video College Student Gets Hit by a Bus

They ended up being okay, but had a heck of a hangover the next morning after celebrating not dying.

| 37 comments | May 04, 2012
This Guy Definitely Doesn't Knock Himself Out With Log video This Guy Definitely Doesn't Knock Himself Out With Log

Lucky for him, he didn't really have that many brain cells to begin with.

| 10 comments | April 30, 2012
Dirty Commercial for Stupid Product video Dirty Commercial for Stupid Product

The only thing dumber than an indoor garden is a person who buys one.

| 3 comments | April 23, 2012
NOT SAFE FOR LIFE: Idiot Loses Toe After Pranking Himself video NOT SAFE FOR LIFE: Idiot Loses Toe After Pranking Himself

Disclaimer: this should only be watched if you're stupid enough to ever try it.

| 3 comments | April 23, 2012
Groomsman Gets Owned By Windmill video Groomsman Gets Owned By Windmill

Love hurts, even if you're not directly involved with it.

| 2 comments | April 17, 2012
Dog Doesn't Trust Really Suspicious Looking Bone video Dog Doesn't Trust Really Suspicious Looking Bone

You'd be skeptical if you were also a dog.

| 11 comments | April 17, 2012
Flat-Earth Society President Interview video Flat-Earth Society President Interview

I think people should be allowed to believe whatever they want, as long as I'm allowed to believe they're batshit crazy.

| 38 comments | March 29, 2012
Dumb Girl Hates Leap Years video Dumb Girl Hates Leap Years

And while we're at it, seven days in a week? How does that make sense, scientists? Idiots.

| 72 comments | March 01, 2012
MMA Fighter Knocks Self Out with Flying Kick video MMA Fighter Knocks Self Out with Flying Kick

At least he knocked someone out. That other guy didn't get to hit anyone.

| 6 comments | February 22, 2012
Texting Girl Falls Down Stairs on News video Texting Girl Falls Down Stairs on News

She must have been typing something really important, like "LOL OMG!"

| 15 comments | February 16, 2012
Concrete Mixer Ride Fail video Concrete Mixer Ride Fail

That patio they're building and their spines are both ruined.

| 5 comments | February 16, 2012
Stilts on a Hay Bale Fail video Stilts on a Hay Bale Fail

This is probably more entertaining than whatever he was trying to do.

| 10 comments | February 13, 2012
Dating Show Contestant isn't Getting Laid video Dating Show Contestant isn't Getting Laid

You know what they say, "If at first you don't succeed, dig yourself deeper and deeper into a hole until you can never come out."

| 37 comments | February 08, 2012
Russian Climbing Kid Doesn't Fear Death video Russian Climbing Kid Doesn't Fear Death

We're all going to die. He's just going to die sooner than the rest of us, if he hasn't already.

| 22 comments | February 03, 2012
Awful, Awful Sauna Pants video Awful, Awful Sauna Pants

Finally, someone invented a way to make your butt crack and genitals sweatier.

| 14 comments | February 01, 2012
Shallow Water Doesn't Stop Crazy Diver video Shallow Water Doesn't Stop Crazy Diver

I can't tell if he's drunk or just Russian. Same difference, I guess.

| 35 comments | January 27, 2012