"I can only be patriotic after I've had my coffee."
Not sure who's more badass here. Tophats are pretty gangsta.
To boldly go where millions have gone before.
Let's hope he doesn't fall asleep and miss his stop. That's the worst.
She goes by the name Lady Flav.
They weren't even the wildest things on the subway. Just behind them is a one-legged homeless man who can breakdance.
If anyone can bring back jorts, it's this guy.
Thousands of Germans die from upside down banana eating every year. Could you be next?
A bus that eats cars? I had this idea ten years ago.
It's between the second and third KFC Doubledown you had for lunch,
Oh, to be a filthy subway pole right now. I'd give anything. I'd give everything.
Grandpa came out of retirement to be that guy.