The subway is that dirtiest place that plunger has ever been.
Clearly she is on the cutting edge of futuristic travel synergy.
A Don Draper original.
It's like learning how to ride a bike straight into a subway door.
Subway: eat fresh.
Snake charmers are always getting special treatment in our society.
Do I have to pay extra for that?
I demand an extra inch of sandwich!
Or, how to reclaim personal space on a crowded train.
Oh no, if Vader force-chokes Batman his voice will be all raspy.
Might want to change the wording, unless you want a bunch of guys eagerly standing on the platform edge.
Not the kind of mullet you usually find on someone's head.
Because the fastest way to travel is a car driving on a train.
Heaving it forward.
They're too busy celebrating "Only Wear Black and Don't Look at the Crazy American" Day.
He's not joking. He's just got one strapped to the back of his leg.
It was just in the window of an empty store at the mall. I don't know why..
Powering through life's hurdles (because he doesn't have the vertical leap to get over them).
They're both watching a bootleg Green Lantern.
Not sure who's more badass here. Tophats are pretty gangsta.
To boldly go where millions have gone before.
Let's hope he doesn't fall asleep and miss his stop. That's the worst.
She goes by the name Lady Flav.
They weren't even the wildest things on the subway. Just behind them is a one-legged homeless man who can breakdance.