When your suicide attempt ruins everyone else's day.
Goofy finally pushed her over the edge.
He just couldn't handle all of the pent-up potassium.
My jobs have been given to those damn electric hand dryers. I've got nothing left.
Such a tragedy for one so young and delicious.
He was so young! He never got to sire millions of crawling young.
Clearly Google has never seen "The Pacifier."
Unfortunately Snooki's book, "A Shore Thing," isn't on the shelf.
"Hey man, don't do it. You've only got 5 lives left."
He will not leave that Explorer (alive).
That Guys definitely need to start getting crazy again. Bring it people!
Caleb went on to "like" her status update.
The autopsy provided at least 3 more brushings.
Ouch, bad timing.
Full Metal Pumpkin.
"He looks sort of like he wants to kill himself."