I'm drenched with envy.
Quick, I need a really fast way to jam my swimsuit up my butt!
What you said in June: It's so nice out. I'm definitely going to start jogging every day. It was the cold weather that was holding me back before. Beach body, here I come! What you said in …
Instead of fire, they just sucked on cinnamon hard candy and breathed on the meat.
1. Dumb Shoes It's an inescapable correlation: The hotter it is, the worse you are prepared to dress. This is particularly true for your feet, which despite millions of years of evolution still …
He immediately stuffed 3 handfuls of sand in his mouth in hopes of getting the Heimlich.
Works especially well with skydivers. Unfortunately they're all men.
There's one reason to buy bottled water.
Fast Food Cook Bike Messenger Babysitter
A promo pic for "Air Bud 8: Bestiality on the Beach" to be released in early 2012.
Once he sheds this skin he'll be a 30 foot tall velociraptor with lasers for eyes.
Kiss the Girl: Alternate Version
Her boyfriend was gonna come to the beach, but he was too busy playing Halo.