What you said in June: It’s so nice out. I’m definitely going to start jogging every day. It was the cold weather that was holding me back before. Beach body, here I come!

What you said in July: Sweet Jesus it’s hot. I definitely can’t go running now. I’m not being lazy. It’s just a health hazard to run in temperatures above 82 degrees. I have to be mindful of my health.

What you you’re saying now: Ok, maybe jogging isn’t for me. I mean, I went that one time and it was really boring. If not for the excruciating cramps and the need to stop every minute to pretend to tie my shoe, I probably would have died of boredom. Maybe I’ll join a gym in the fall. Yeah. I’ll definitely do that.

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1. Dumb Shoes

It’s an inescapable correlation: The hotter it is, the worse you are prepared to dress. This is particularly true for your feet, which despite millions of years of evolution still need ARMOUR to traverse a flat surface. As you become more desperate to not have to wear socks, the more appealing each hideous shoe option will appear. It’s like 2am at a party only it’s shoes that you’re trying to pick up. Tevas? Cool. Big, chunky leather sandals? Awesome. Crocs? Whatever. Any port in a sweaty, sweaty storm.

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It’s an unfortunate transformation from holly and jolly in the winter to sweaty and smelly in the summer, but that’s life as a big, fat, hairy guy. With no football games to watch or fantasy baseball teams to draft, all that’s left to do is go out into the sweltering heat and wear tank tops in public places. They may lure you in with the prospect of ice cold beer and bratwurst but the smell of their fuzzy lard baking in the sun all day will be too much for you to handle. It’s not like they were going to share anyway.
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