Ah, the beach.  You know, no matter what beach you go to (or try to avoid) there are seven distinct kinds of people there, just like with roommates and professors.  Who knew?!
...]]> /article/5086834 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5086834/sex-on-the-beach Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:08:22 -0400 GUY: You know, my parents aren't home, we can just go back to my beach house.


GIRL: But it's soooo romantic out here, isn't it?! I've always dreamt of making love on the beach!


GUY: Oh, okay, but isn't it kind of cold?


GIRL: That's what body heat is for, baby. Come on, let's take of your trunks.
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