Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Someone in this picture doesn't understand beaches.
Everyone's turning to solar.
He's really afraid of getting a suntan.
It's not flashing if nobody can see.
"This was taken during summer vacation, I didn't know these girls but the one pulling down the bottom of the other thought it would be funny so she asked me to take a pic."
Okay, now on three everybody squeeze. Ready?
Has anyone seen my dignity?
That Guy that ran back to the ocean where he still waits patiently for pictures to ruin.
When you're fiends with lesbians, you always get left out of stuff.
The crazy thing? They're actually posing in front of a naked woman.
By a show of hands, how many of you have terrific asses?
You're not going to find a normal bathing suit in there, buddy.
"He probably has a better personality."
Summer called. He said "Everybody get the fuck ready, I'm coming," and hung up.
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