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Partial Solar Eclipse
Full-on science boner.
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Angry Sun Hates Mario
Expect temperatures in the 70s today, with a 90% chance of the sun swooping down from the sky to murder you.
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Beach Dad Wears Son as a Hat
"In my eyes, I have no sun."
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Neat Sunlight Animation
You'll never stare directly into the sun the same way again. Also, you should stop doing that.
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Mega Sunsplosion
It's just like that Nic Cage movie, Knowing, except worth watching.
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Creepy Old Guy Checks Out Sunbather
"Back in my day, you had to walk two miles in the snow--barefoot--just to get away from perverts."
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Solar Powered Tanning Salon
For a nominal fee, you can breathe air.
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Woman is Way Dumber Than a Fifth Grader
The moon isn't a planet, idiot. It's a star.


