"Suntan" Stuff (Page 3)

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Don't forget to put on suntan lotion once every year or so.

picture Don't forget to put on suntan lotion once every year or so.

Well, there goes vacation.

picture Well, there goes vacation.

"The biggest piece of peeled skin ever." (gross)

picture "The biggest piece of peeled skin ever." (gross)

"This is why you should apply sunscreen BEFORE you get wasted."

picture "This is why you should apply sunscreen BEFORE you get wasted."

That's what you get for passing out from noon till five.

picture That's what you get for passing out from noon till five.

"Watch, I can make him dance."

picture "Watch, I can make him dance."

"NEVER! fall asleep on the beach." I'm not even sure what happened, all I know is that it is GROSS.

picture "NEVER! fall asleep on the beach." I'm not even sure what happened, all I know is that it is GROSS.

"Mike- don't fall asleep in the sun with your hand on you chest. Dumbass."

picture "Mike- don't fall asleep in the sun with your hand on you chest. Dumbass."

"Guess who skipped Tanning Tuesday."

picture "Guess who skipped Tanning Tuesday."

A nice, even base tan.

picture A nice, even base tan.

Why you should put your own sunscreen on.

picture Why you should put your own sunscreen on.

The legend of the lobster man is true...

picture The legend of the lobster man is true...

Police Academy 5 style shaming (the true shame is mine for making a Police Academy 5 joke)

picture Police Academy 5 style shaming (the true shame is mine for making a Police Academy 5 joke)

No thanks, I can put the sunscreen on myself.

picture No thanks, I can put the sunscreen on myself.

That's gonna look sweet when it starts to peel.

picture That's gonna look sweet when it starts to peel.

"I started my Silence of The Lambs coat after my sunburn started to peel." (gross)

picture "I started my Silence of The Lambs coat after my sunburn started to peel." (gross)

Want to be rich? Just recognize a problem and solve it. For instance, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to tan your inner-crack and anus?

picture Want to be rich? Just recognize a problem and solve it. For instance, have you ever noticed how difficult it is to tan your inner-crack and anus?

"Now I have five bars everywhere I go."

picture "Now I have five bars everywhere I go."

picture SuperTan.

I said that you's a ho!

picture I said that you's a ho!

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