Tag: Suntan (Page 3)

"NEVER! fall asleep on the beach." I'm not even sure what happened, all I know is that it is GROSS. Picture "NEVER! fall asleep on the beach." I'm not even sure what happened, all I know is that it is GROSS.
Lindsay Lohan, after apparently rolling around in a bathtub of cheet-o dust. Bonus sideboob. See you guys at the midnight showing of Herbie: Fully Loaded. Picture Lindsay Lohan, after apparently rolling around in a bathtub of cheet-o dust. Bonus sideboob. See you guys at the midnight showing of Herbie: Fully Loaded.
That's what you get for passing out from noon till five. Picture That's what you get for passing out from noon till five.
I'm pretty sure I'm turned on. (nudity) Picture I'm pretty sure I'm turned on. (nudity)
A nice, even base tan. Picture A nice, even base tan.
"I started my Silence of The Lambs coat after my sunburn started to peel." (gross) Picture "I started my Silence of The Lambs coat after my sunburn started to peel." (gross)
"Is there room for me?" Picture "Is there room for me?"
What, you couldn't improvise pubes? Picture What, you couldn't improvise pubes?
That's gonna look sweet when it starts to peel. Picture That's gonna look sweet when it starts to peel.
Police Academy 5 style shaming (the true shame is mine for making a Police Academy 5 joke) Picture Police Academy 5 style shaming (the true shame is mine for making a Police Academy 5 joke)
People were getting him and Eve confused. Picture People were getting him and Eve confused.
Sunbathing in Syracuse Picture Sunbathing in Syracuse
I said that you's a ho! Picture I said that you's a ho!
"Mike- don't fall asleep in the sun with your hand on you chest. Dumbass." Picture "Mike- don't fall asleep in the sun with your hand on you chest. Dumbass."
"Convertible with top down + no shirt on + click it or ticket = one sad looking kid" Picture "Convertible with top down + no shirt on + click it or ticket = one sad looking kid"
Why you should put your own sunscreen on. Picture Why you should put your own sunscreen on.
"Watch, I can make him dance." Picture "Watch, I can make him dance."
"This is why you should apply sunscreen BEFORE you get wasted." Picture "This is why you should apply sunscreen BEFORE you get wasted."
"The biggest piece of peeled skin ever." (gross) Picture "The biggest piece of peeled skin ever." (gross)
Lindsay Lohan's Fake Tanning, She's practically ORANGE. Picture Lindsay Lohan's Fake Tanning, She's practically ORANGE.
Fake tan much, Lindsay?!? Yeah, a whole much. P.S. If anybody has pictures of girls they know with horrible fake tans, send 'em in. Picture Fake tan much, Lindsay?!? Yeah, a whole much. P.S. If anybody has pictures of girls they know with horrible fake tans, send 'em in.
The legend of the lobster man is true... Picture The legend of the lobster man is true...
"He wanted some sun tan lotion on his back and was too drunk to notice it before we went to the beach" Picture "He wanted some sun tan lotion on his back and was too drunk to notice it before we went to the beach"
"The results of putting on tanning lotion unevenly" Picture "The results of putting on tanning lotion unevenly"