Picture "NEVER! fall asleep on the beach." I'm not even sure what happened, all I know is that it is GROSS.
Picture Lindsay Lohan, after apparently rolling around in a bathtub of cheet-o dust. Bonus sideboob. See you guys at the midnight showing of Herbie: Fully Loaded.
Picture Fake tan much, Lindsay?!? Yeah, a whole much. P.S. If anybody has pictures of girls they know with horrible fake tans, send 'em in.
Picture "He wanted some sun tan lotion on his back and was too drunk to notice it before we went to the beach"