"Mom, you're so stupid! You can't mix Marvel and DC!" - Tommy, 31
Who knew math could be slightly less boring?
Kryptonite is just Latin for guilt.
The budget cuts for the Gotham City Police Department were harsher than expected.
It's that time of the month--for justice.
They replaced Don Cheadle with a huge chunk of meat in the third installment
His kryptonite? Mandatory drug tests.
Conveniently stored equidistant between Gotham City and Wayne Motorhome
Holy Male Cow Batman, you're about to die!
So cute that it might be evil.
The Dark Knight infiltrates a princess party.
That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth.