Here comes Batman to shave the day!
The shirt's normal. You just have X-Ray vision.
Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint and, wow, a lot of crumbs. So many crumbs.
It's only 30 bucks, but the catch is you have to buy 3 or 4 to get one complete system.
Bruce on bottom, Batman up top. Best of both worlds.
Snow White made fun of her, so she broke her nose.
Quick, Robin! To the Batgirl.
They made Christian Bale's stunt double sit in it the entire drive.
"Mom, you're so stupid! You can't mix Marvel and DC!" - Tommy, 31
Who knew math could be slightly less boring?
Kryptonite is just Latin for guilt.
The budget cuts for the Gotham City Police Department were harsher than expected.
It's that time of the month--for justice.
They replaced Don Cheadle with a huge chunk of meat in the third installment
His kryptonite? Mandatory drug tests.
Conveniently stored equidistant between Gotham City and Wayne Motorhome
Holy Male Cow Batman, you're about to die!
So cute that it might be evil.
The Dark Knight infiltrates a princess party.
That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth.
Do you know how he got those scars? He used face paint.
Would you like to see my mask?
Oswald Cobblepot would've legalized it, his last name is CobblePOT!