"Surprise" Video

So intense, it makes 2 Fast 2 Furious look like 1 Fast 1 Furious.

From JonathanBruner182

Jack in the Boxes are a great invention. We should make more toys that terrify children.

From MrRosiesteve

Update: They got the dirtbag. He's currently serving a 13-year-sentence for being too awesome, and recklessly endangering the life an police officer.

They should have been interviewing that bag from the beginning.

Craig worries about job security. Rawr!

From CH Staff

I remember my first Burning Man.

"Um, yeah, why don't you call me when Disney World is the fourth-largest city in Tennessee."

From rlzeller0522

It's just like that scene in "An Officer and a Gentleman," at least I think--I haven't seen it.

From TheBobjohnson1984

More like fire-DIDN'T-work until it did.

"You'll tell no one about this if you want to keep all of your toes."

And that's the last time any of them were ever seen alive.

He's a maniac, maniac, on the... Wait, where is he?

In Soviet Russia, wimp beats up you!

Three skin grafts later and his owner still thinks its the funniest thing he's ever seen.

General Fluffy Paws hasn't been the same since he came back from Afghanistan.

Animals are a species, within a genus, within a family, within an order, within a class, within a phylum within a kingdom.

"But Dick has all of our favorite DVDs, like 'Aladdin,' 'Cinderella,' and 'Snow Dogs.'"

Hey, it's his house, he can do whatever he wants in it.

While a guy on motorcycle sings "every rose has it's thorn," his friend gives him something else to think about.

That was the last train to the hospital.