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January 31, 2011
In Soviet Russia, wimp beats up you!
January 27, 2011
Three skin grafts later and his owner still thinks its the funniest thing he's ever seen.
January 16, 2012
General Fluffy Paws hasn't been the same since he came back from Afghanistan.
November 8, 2010
Animals are a species, within a genus, within a family, within an order, within a class, within a phylum within a kingdom.
"But Dick has all of our favorite DVDs, like 'Aladdin,' 'Cinderella,' and 'Snow Dogs.'"
October 26, 2010
Hey, it's his house, he can do whatever he wants in it.
October 23, 2010
While a guy on motorcycle sings "every rose has it's thorn," his friend gives him something else to think about.
October 19, 2010
That was the last train to the hospital.
September 29, 2010
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to tickling.
November 26, 2010
I'll give you one hint: the surprise is a sudden, unexpected event.
August 19, 2010
They call that kid V8, because he's 8-years-old, likes to pretend he's an engine, and now has 8 fingers.
July 2, 2010
With the reflexes of a cat. Oh, right. That makes sense.
June 22, 2010
That's the kind of woman I want: an easily excitable gun owner.
July 18, 2011
All the best surprises put people in the hospital.
June 8, 2010
Further proof that wrestling fans are fake.
May 27, 2010
This video is gonna warm the sh*t out of your heart.
April 29, 2010
Hm. Might actually want to call an exterminator in this case.
February 25, 2010
Don't worry about them. He told her he loved her afterward, so she forgave him.
January 26, 2010
In her defense, it was four nights at the Mall of America.
"We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them."
December 15, 2009
I just want to hug him and cuddle him EVEN THOUGH HE'S AN UNORIGINAL HACK!
December 27, 2010
Don't let him fool you. Pure evil.
November 3, 2009
He did vow to make this the spookiest, back-injuriest Halloween ever.
October 29, 2009
"Hey, you, pull over! No, wait. Please don't. I'm begging you"