"Surprise" Video (Page 3)

He did vow to make this the spookiest, back-injuriest Halloween ever.

"Hey, you, pull over! No, wait. Please don't. I'm begging you"

Let us all view this as a reminder of how unnecessary helmets are.

"I've got a surprise, too. I'm sleeping with your best friend."

See? Arranged marriages can be fun!

Not his fault. If a Waverunner isn't an appropriate plus-one, the invitation should say so.

Great, now I'm even more afraid of women.

"Whiskers knows too much. Show no mercy."

I think the law is, anything that comes through the pet door legally becomes your pet.

It's like waking up a really, really fat roommate.

CollegeHumor Classic - "You've gotta see this douchebag."