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Man Swims With Pet Polar Bear
Exercising with a ferocious animal is great for that delicious, delicious heart of yours.
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Secret Pool
To keep it a secret, they have to kill each pool attendant when they're done cleaning.
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Olympic Swimmer Proposes From Podium
He got the gold. She got the diamond. They're both winners.
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Large Man Scares Swimmer
The new Jaws sequel looks weird.
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Wonder Dog Gets Two Frisbees in One Dive
I can no longer honestly tell my dog he's a good dog. From now on he's an OK dog.
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Professor Splash Sets New Belly Flop Record
He said he'd rather die than not set a new record and, luckily, those were the only two possible outcomes.
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Competitive Belly Flopping Highlights
The key is to never wait fifteen minutes before eating something else.
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Tramm Hudson is running for Congress in Florida. Also, he has some things he'd like to say about black people.
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Night Swimming with Mark Spitz
Olympic superstar Mark Spitz answers all your sensual questions.
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Do Not Breathe Under the Water
I'm looking at you, Aquaman.
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Swimmer Seems to Have Head of Fish.
Maidmers are real! See link below picture for more info on maidmers.
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Swimmers Win Race By Stacking Up
The person on top gets the glory of winning, but the pain of the worst belly flop ever.
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Blindfold Bungee Jump Prank
Better than telling someone he's going swimming and pushing him off a bridge.


