You asked me to push you on the swing, Timmy.
No pain no gain.
Timing is everything.
And just like that, Mike evolved from a man-child into a broken man.
And now no one gets to enjoy the swing.
Dad and I were never really that close.
But for the moment we can imagine she's majestically flying through the air.
Even if she made it I don't know how she was going to get off.
Swing: 2, Kid: 0
Help me! I'm drowning in swing.
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
The tip of that blade went straight through a 6 year-old.