"Sword" Video

If this guy cut you in half with a Chinese war sword, I bet you'd have just enough time to realize how embarrassing it was before you died.

From csknives

"Who needs two arms, anyway? I can't stay mad at you."

It's a fight to the death, or at least until they cause a blackout.

There used to be a guy in my town that fought shadows. He was homeless.

He's recycling, with a vengeance.

"Timeout. The smoke's making my sinuses act up again."

Normally, you'd have to get stabbed with a sword to see something this cool.

Through good times and bad, their mutual love of swords keeps them together.

An army of one.

Perfect for your every day sword needs! Like cutting meat-filled boots in half.

If Crouching Tiger and Terminator had a baby, it would be this video.

A lesser samurai would have missed or killed him completely.

This is the second most courageous thing a nerd can do. The first is talking to a girl.

First prize in this talent show is not having a second tour of duty.

"An annual tradition started at the University of California at Davis to be held on the last day of every school year. Legions of the north (Nor Cal) fight legions of the south (So Cal) in a battle of epic proportions."

I'd hate to run across this guy in a dark alley in medieval Japan.

"Grandpa, can you open this bottle for me? My hands are wet."

Egg snuff porn.

Dear Santa,For Christmas I would like one of these swords, a ninja, and a machine gun.

Wow, that sword IS dangerous. I'll take 12.