Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He must be wearing a belt that holds a dozen epi pens.
Willie Nelson is getting desperate.
She's staring at her grandson who brought a Hispanic woman to the family reunion.
More like gravitational pull.
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
She obviously went deaf touring their concerts.
He's putting air quotes around "cougars" because he actually means the animal.
And he was wondering why she made those 3 Whoppers into Juniors?
She better pop open a bottle of rubbing alcohol and chase it down with gasoline.
Burn burn down burn down Hot Topic. Don't let it take your soul. Burn it down and take control. Hot Topic.
These words were actually pulled off the napkins Eminem wrote his notes on.
The weird part is they're role playing, so technically he's just telling everyone she swallows.
Sometimes, saying please doesn't help.
I'm doing my semenary studies there.
Forget dancing, hese two having sex would make the lord cry.
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