"Talent Show" Video

It's their last chance for honor. All 5 seconds of it.

From CH Staff

Pat and Matt sit down for more incredibly short performances of incredibly weird skills.

From CH Staff

Striving to achieve the impossible in 1/12 of a minute.

From CH Staff

Nothing about this is more strange than the real Michael Jackson was.

"If puking on stage isn't a talent, then how come you can't do it?"

From CozaMonkey1

He's a whole lotta woman.

He's the next Susan Boyle, in that I won't buy his album.

If you don't weep it's because you're dead inside.

Lady and dog overcome language barriers and express their love through the medium of dance.

Lady and Dog overcome language barriers and express their love through the medium of dance.

Nobody told him there was an easier way.

Joy quickly turned to terror when Mr. Osbourne proceeded to bite off the head of Chris Masters in a fit of bestial rage.

The original deaf jam.

Luckily they come from a family of talented octuplets.

Their entire herd of cattle died in the six months it took to make this. So worth it.

Sonic the Hedgehog is jealous.

He's using mirrors. I'm positive.

Dirty south represent.

Tryouts for the funnest army ever!

"Kids carry a lot of money these days. So after you've performed, you might consider robbing them."