"Talent" Video

"You can't eat that, kid. It belongs in a museum."

From NEWSofNOW

He's like a tiny Neil Peart: talented, but not relevant.

From crazylilman771

That's right, this trick is so controversial it took the juggling community two years to release the video.

From gmbo38

I'd love to see her try racecar, rotor or cholangiocholecystocholedochectomy.

From 77Kittycole

That's who I'd want defending my kingdom, if I had one, and guns didn't exist.

From SeregedelReal

I dare you to find a more impressive, less useful skill. You can't.

From rastarubik

He'll get you into a 12 step program in one minute or less.

From kroellekultras

At this rate he'll be landing 1440s by the time he's 16.

The only thing she can't juggle are her professional and love lives, this Fall on ABC.

From selynasteriska

He's also the World's Slowest Match Lighter, so it evens out.

A juggled apple a day keeps the hard-to-impress doctors away.

From RecordSetter

Thanks, Geritol!

Also, impressing girls.

From VolleyDogPetey

At this rate he's going to be the best human being in the world at 17.

From sdgbsdgbdgbsdfb

New he has to deal with the health inspecter and FAA.

He's the world's best cup air-stacker. He's also the world's only cup-air stacker in the world.

From HOTtaCOTAco

Some things get better with age, like the ability to delight an audience. Others don't, like the ability to properly finish a point.

"Wow! Can you imagine if Van Halen had that?" -guy who doesn't understand music, but loves Van Halen.

From convoyunltd

"Practice, practice, practice" -the advice he'd give if he could still talk.

This will straight-up teach you to believe in miracles again.