If we work together, we can make the world a better place for sleeping with totally hot, rock and roll-looking people.
Remember, people, the needle's spell check doesn't pick up on grammar mistakes.
Did it hurt when the tattoo artist slapped you in the face and asked if you were serious?
His favorite songs are "Hit 'Em Up" and the "Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'" song they used to use in commercials.
That ink woman is old enough to be her mother.
He got it to commemorate his grandma, who died while he was texting.
Eye dessert vegetable all?
It's definitely not a trap.
He gets a free small fry every time he flashes that bad boy.
When she touches the tattoo to her necklace it's like they're actually together.
Can you get an exorcism on a tattoo?
Who's your Daddy?
Some people get such shi*tty tattoos.
Sure it's a cheesy joke. But it's the good kind of cheesy.
Dude, you totally complete me, dude.
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
OK, OK I'll watch the movies. Just, please, don't make me look at this anymore.
"I'm so sorry, I don't even work here." - The tattoo artist
I want to believe this is on David Duchovny's back.
Don't push his buttons.
The Force is nonexistent in this one.